______ needs by google… snagged from twobrknot

The way this is supposed to work is that you type in “your name needs” into google to see what you really need…  The 1st hit is supposedly it…

  • ‘John’ Needs Operation After Hooker Bites P _ _ _ _

Wow Google, thanks…  Ok, so  lets say the quotes cause that answer to be tossed out…

  • John Needs Your Bone Marrow

Whats the deal… sheesh… can’t I need something normal, like say a roast beef sandwich or a bear spleen?