Port Washington Pirate Fest 2008 – Part 2

“There’s a hole in the middle of the sky”
At one point during the day Sunday when the great monsoons of the day started, I found myself in one of the marketplace pavilion tents. I noticed a steady stream of water falling in the middle of the tent. Rather than have patrons who weren’t paying attention walk into the stream, I decided I’d have some fun with it. I looked up and noticed there was a hole in the tent in that spot, so I positioned myself directly under the hole and started thinking of what to do. Then the song “theres a hole at the bottom of the sea” popped in my head, and I began parodying it.

“There’s a hole in the middle of the sky, There’s a hole in the middle of the sky, There’s a hole, There’s a hole, there’s a hole in the middle of the sky.”
“There’s a pirate who is wet under the hole in the middle of the sky”,
“There’s a pirate who is wet under the hole in the middle of the sky”, There’s a hole, There’s a hole, there’s a hole in the middle of the sky.”
“There’s a hat on the head of the pirate who is wet under the hole in the middle of the sky”, “There’s a hat on the head of the pirate who is wet under the hole in the middle of the sky”, “There’s a hole, There’s a hole, there’s a hole in the middle of the sky.”
“There’s an oar on the hat on the head of the pirate who is wet under the hole in the middle of the sky”, “There’s an oar on the hat on the head of the pirate who is wet under the hole in the middle of the sky”, “There’s a hole, There’s a hole, there’s a hole in the middle of the sky.”

And just as I was about to add the mug verse:
“Theres a mug that is almost full on the oar on the hat on the head of the pirate who is wet under the hole in the middle of the sky”

The mug shop next to me knocked one of their ceramic mugs off the shelf and broke a chunk out of it. To that I announced “Look 10% off on that mug right there!” The shop keeper cracked up, and I left.

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