A slight thorn on the rose

I do have one regret from yesterday.

Early on in the day as I was rowing along I met a little girl, probably 6 or so. She had the brightest smile and the sweetest manor. She was traveling with her brother, I’d say around 11, and their parents. She saw Anoki and lit up, so I began to talk to them. She quickly accepted that he was a puppet and was not phased by this fact. She complimented me on my “ship” and took me up on my offer to row. We rowed a big circle around the family and then “docked”. I then went to my knees and gave both kids a message in a bottle. The little girl and I then continued our conversation. She explained that her brother has a laboratory with a laser and a real time machine. I accepted this as fact instantly. The concerned brother stepped up to me and felt it important to inform me with a whisper in the ear that they aren’t really real but that it’s kind of like a trick, but he doesn’t want to disappoint her. I looked at him and calmly said “I understand”. At this I directed some questions to the expert on the lab and had him tell me more of his time machine, he grinned, as did the parents, and he then expounded upon her story. He was very careful to state that it was currently out of fuel and that time machine fuel is very expensive and hard to get. “Oh absolutely, we all understand those prices for fuel!” The parents laughed. The sister then took back control when she remembered an exciting piece of information. “Last year I was on a real ship here!” “Oh her magistys ship the Dreadnought?” She looked confused. “The big one over there in the water?” I then pointed towards the Dreadnought. The girl looked pensive for a moment and responded, “No it had sand” “Ahhh yes over in kids kingdom, I know the ship you speak of”
“Yeah and there was a guy on it, uhh… rahh… Rahhj…” “Ahhh yes, Rodger Raliegh, good sailor, know em well.” Her eyes brightened, “Ahh but ya know Rodger is off to sea this year.” She looked disappointed at this news, “But! His cousin Artemus is there, and you know what… “, I leaned in and motioned her closer, “I think he is a bit of a wizard! But you tell him you’re friends with Rodger and I bet he’ll be happy to hear it” “oh!!!”, she exclaimed, “Then he can teach me some wizard spells!” “I bet he can!” At that she seemed excited and she started to head off to kids kingdom, family in tow. She then stopped turned and looked as if to hug me, stopped short of that, then said, “You’re my favorite!” “awww thankee lass! You have a wonderful day!”

At this point you may be wondering where the bad was?

Later in the day I was passing kids kingdom, with my friends from Port Washington. I heard this forcefull yet cheery, “Hello!” Ian and I looked down to discover my little friend and her enormous smile grinning back up at us. “Come on! Lets go sail on the ship!” While Ian and I had stopped TJ and Gerard, in front of us had continued on unaware of our unexpected stop. I weighed my options. I know from past experience, that if I set foot in Kids Kingdom I’ll be there for at least an hour before I can manage to get myself out. (Ok, Yeah I’m a sucker…) I glanced over at Ian, and he seemed to understand and so I asked her if the ship was ready to sail. “Uhhh yes, absolutely!” “And you swabbed the deck?” Ian confirmed the importance of this task. The girl, not wanting to lose us insisted that it was indeed swabbed. We then tossed out another nautical task, and at this she said she would go check, and ran off to the ship with a “Come on!” trailing behind her. Ian and I looked at each other and then moved to catch up with the rest of our group. We both agreed that under different circumstances we would have stayed and played around some, but we had a limited amount of time and this was probably for the best. Still, I found myself glancing back a few times to see if she was back looking for us.

I just hope I didn’t disappoint her to badly. I still feel kinda guilty for dismissing her as she was a really sweet kid. Should I have gone with her?

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Hey, wait I know you!

Towards the end of the day yesterday, T.J. , Ian and I were milling about near the gate. We were finishing up another photo when this woman glances over and shouts, “Hey wait I recognize you!” “Me?” “Absolutly! You were at the Kenosha days last year!” “Aye that I was” “You and your buddy were so much fun!” “Well thankee mam, ya know i have something here I’d like to give you. I then presented her with a message in a bottle. She became quite excited, thanked me and then informed me that she was going to put it in her scrap book. “Awww thankee” “Oh you should see your page!” *BLINK* “My page?” She then proceeded to explain all about the page with the picture she took last year with us and how it’s center on the page with a couple other pictures from the Kenosha Days of Discovery. She continued by telling of how she took pictures of her and her husband and cut their heads out and put them on pirate bodies on the page and decorated the page with other nautical things. She was truly excited to share the description of her creation with me. “It sounds like a right proper work of art it does! I’m truly honored!” At this she instructed her husband to get a picture with the two of us and then afterward, with a hug and kiss, she moved on husband in tow.
I’m guessing the buddy had to be Al. So Al and I are in someone’s scrap book. How cool is that? If I ever become desensitized to how truly amazing all of this is, someone slap me please.

Celebrity?

As I was wandering around with everyone Sunday, I got a chance to actually set foot into a few of the shops.   I really haven’t done ANY shopping this year at all.  One of the shops we entered was being run by two very fun young ladies.  The one was wearing an extremely large fake mustache, and hat.  As the three of us got to talking one of the two noticed I was carrying a paddle.  She then pointed out this fact to the other, who noticed I had two.  I then showed off the “oars” and the puns I have embedded on them.  This got a laugh, then they came running out from behind the counter to row and share a bad joke with me.  We all laughed, then something really cool happened.  One then asked, “Hey did you get the idea from… wait a minute are you the guy “OTB” talked about on his end of the year wrap up last year? ”   I blushed…   “Uh… Guilty as charged” “OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!! WE HAVE THE ROWING GUY IN OUR SHOP!!!”  I presented them with their own messages in a bottle, and they were ecstatic, and proceeded to read them in pirate voices to each other.   As I left they begged me to come back next weekend and row for them.

So I’m some sort of a celebrity?  Wow, thanks OTB! Who knew?

Peter Pan and the Pirate

As I was rowing along Sunday after parade I came across a little boy in his stroller. He saw me, his eyes met mine, and he drew his foam sword and began to wave it at me.    I then countered with my oar, and we battled it out.   His excitement got the best of him and he started talking to me.  He was a fairly young kid and so the conversation was pretty random initially, but then he stated. “I’m Peter”. “Well then peter, its a pleasure to meet ya”  “No, I’m Peter PAN!!!” <GASP>   “Peter pan! Oh dear”, looking around nervously, “I’ve heard all about you!”, at this the little boy started that I was Captain hook, and he was going to get me! “Oh, but you see Pan, I can’t be hook, I still have both hands!” Not to be thwarted by that,  “Ok, then you are Mr Smee!” “Well so Smee it is then, I like being Mr Smee” at that he grinned and waved his sword again, and we clashed a little more before his mother told him he needed to let the pirate go on about his business.  She smiled at me, and thanked me. I thanked ‘Peter’, gave him a message in a bottle, and off they went.  They headed towards the fairy glen, and I really wish I had thought to tell him to keep his eye out for Tinkerbell in there.

Note to self, read more on peter pan, and watch the disney version…

Pirate Fun

We pirates four

This Sunday around 2 pm I was able to meet up with some of my friends I have made through the Port Washington Pirate Festival, Ian, T.J., and Bilgemunky. It’s been far to long since we last had a chance to wander about and cause trouble. It was actually T.J.’s first time at Bristol and he debuted his new character, “Captain Joseph “Bloodbath” Copper”, which seems to be a hit. The four of us spent most of the rest of the day wandering around together, with me disappearing for about an hour or so to go sing in FOF.

One thing that struck me, as well as the others, was how much we were photographed. I get quite a few pictures taken of me on any given weekend ( it’s the oars), but these five hours were quite impressive. It seemed like every time we moved more than ten feet there was an onslaught of requests for pictures. I also noticed a large amount of “drive-bys” of people too shy to ask us to stop, but snapping away anyway.

At times it made it hard to have any conversations of our own, but to me, it was worth it. Sundays may technically be my day off, but as big as the crowd was this Sunday it seemed to me that Bristol needed everyone it could get. Besides, I have a lot of fun playing with people and I’m not about to reign it in when there are people actually wanting to play.

I did notice that the, more flirty, slightly less kid friendly Hawser came out to play more often. It’s much easier for that to happen in a whole group of pirates than it is for me to do so, one on one. Although, honestly, it was simple enough to dial it back again around the kids that approached.

Again, I just can’t say how much fun it was hanging out with the “crew” again, and just wandering.

Hangin with Mr Hawser

Sunday I had the extreme pleasure of getting to spend time with ian, tj, and gerard. It’s been far to long since the four of us got to pirate together. It was quite a fun time. You would have thought the crowds had never seen pirates before. We were constantly stopped for pictures. Bristol should really consider a pirate troupe, as I’m pretty sure it would go over well.
Anyway, at one point while we were walking Ian engaged a small child who was struggeling to master his wooden sword. As that interaction began the oldest kid in the group decided he should be the center of attention. “I’m going to punch you” Ian and I shot each other an “oh joy” glance. Ian condemmed the idea and I waggled my oar at the kid. With thisthe kid lunged and grabbed onto the oar. My grip righted, the parents scolded the kid, and he began tugging at the oar. I refused to release and tightened my grip even more. At this the kid, still holding tight yanked his legs off the ground putting his full weight onto the oar. I was ready for it, and held fast, thankly this kid did not weigh to much as I was able to hold his full weight in the one arm. At this the parents were both dumbfounded and quite irritated with their kid. I, not giving in to the now wiggiling stubborn child turned the behavior into a game i raised the arm up and started swinging the oar like a pendulum. Someone commented, “it’s like a swing.”. At this the appalled father ordered the kid off the oar and appologized. The kid lept back on immediatly and repeated the swinging, to the parents dismay and repeat scolding. At the second scolding he stopped and stormed off behind the group.
Moving the benches for the revel sure helps. 😉

The little puppetteer

Yesterday at faire we had an amazing attendance. The georgous weather was certanly a factor, but the quality of audience seemed way up as well. It seemed to me like EVERYONE was willing to play, and despite me being very tired, I played.
One of my favorite interactions was a bit non-traditional, but it ended up working wonderfully. I was rowing along when this family made a comment about my boat, I of course stopped to engage them.
As I was commenting about the quality of imaginary ship craftsmenship their daughter, probably around 11 going on 37, stated in a matter of fact manner, “that is NOT a real parrot”. Normally I would quip back “of course it is” and poke Anoki to show that he isn’t imaginary. This time I tried something new, a little out of my comfort zone but hey why not. I said, “youre right, hes a puppet, would you like to try?” she seemed a bit taken back by this offer but then with a littel parental encouragement agreed. I handed over the control to the girl and gave her a short instruction on how to work Anoki. Within a few seconds she had basic movement down. At that I decided to step it up a bit and see what might happen. I began to talk to Anoki and he responded, slowly at first, but there was definite reaction. The little girl had a very determined look upon her face and we continued, I started guiding her through some movements by telling Anoki not to do said movement, which he immediatly did. He brushed my hat, he reached for my ear, he observed people standing next to us, he even grabbed my hat brim and we fought over the hat, “hey I told you it’s my hat, it’s to big for you knock it off! Listen here bird, let go or it’s a timeout for you, I mean it!” During this tussle I noticed the little girl, anoki and i had actually pulled in a crowd of about 10 to 12 people all laughing at the antics of the pirate and his parrot. The best part was the fact that the little girl was no longer stoic and sober looking, she was laughing along and having a blast. We continued a bit longer until I was running out of ideas. I stated that it was time to go get some parrot food. The girls parents picked up on this and suggested to their daughter that she give the “nice pirate”, “who you callin’ nice”, his parrot back. She did with a smile, and a pleasant, unprompted, “Thank You”. I then opened the chest and handed her a message in a bottle. Appropriatly, it was one mentioning buying parrot food.
I love my weekend world.